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YandRrox on Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:43 pm
Ok, so I started at this nursing home in Social Services this week. I have to tell you all about this couple I met yesterday. They're both residents in their 80's, in the same room and all and I go in to do what's called a "mini-mental" on them to check their cognitive awareness. So they're telling me the sweet story of how they've been together since elementary school, awwwwwwww, and everyone said they wouldn't make it, yada yada. So I'm interviewing him first and she keeps butting in with the answers and I'm like "now now, I'll get to you, just be patient, LOL!" Then I get done with him and start with her, first she tells him to keep quite and not interupt 
then a little later she couldn't remember the year she was born and he pops up with the answer; she get's all exasperated and says, "Don't be a DICK!" 
OMG, I about died!!! Little 83 yo lady telling him not to be a dick!!! I'm still crackin' up!!
then a little later she couldn't remember the year she was born and he pops up with the answer; she get's all exasperated and says, "Don't be a DICK!" OMG, I about died!!! Little 83 yo lady telling him not to be a dick!!! I'm still crackin' up!!_________________
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Re: Just hilarious!
YandRrox on Sun Apr 06, 2008 5:28 pm
Pretty good! Hate that I never have time for anything I like to do and I'm exhausted all the time just cuz I'm not used to working anymore but the job itself is really good. Corporate and all their rules suck, it's definitely NOT an employee friendly environment, but there's worse out there too.
But the stories I come home with, OMG! Hubby says it sounds like we've got a comedy show going on over there and I told him we could sell tickets!! Friday all the old men were complaining to me about being constipated, LMAO!!! EEEWWWW! So NOT my problem, and one nurse was all mad and I was razzing her saying what's your problem today?? She says her problem is that all the men on that floor "wanted their butts played with!" I'm in stitches all the time. There's sad cases too of course and those are bummers so I try to focus on the funny ones. One woman wanted me to bring her some martini's so we could share some. It's never ending. Although I must say it's a strange experience working in a place that begins all the morning meetings with prayer. I'm not downing it, just surprised by it cuz that's a first for me as far as employment.
But the stories I come home with, OMG! Hubby says it sounds like we've got a comedy show going on over there and I told him we could sell tickets!! Friday all the old men were complaining to me about being constipated, LMAO!!! EEEWWWW! So NOT my problem, and one nurse was all mad and I was razzing her saying what's your problem today?? She says her problem is that all the men on that floor "wanted their butts played with!" I'm in stitches all the time. There's sad cases too of course and those are bummers so I try to focus on the funny ones. One woman wanted me to bring her some martini's so we could share some. It's never ending. Although I must say it's a strange experience working in a place that begins all the morning meetings with prayer. I'm not downing it, just surprised by it cuz that's a first for me as far as employment.
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Re: Just hilarious!
Harrow on Sun Apr 06, 2008 7:37 pm
Glad you are liking it. Hope it works out for you. Good luck still coming your way.
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Re: Just hilarious!
YandRrox on Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:42 pm
Thanx!!!
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